The Dinner Party

In lieu of any interesting real-life facts (really am too lazy to type full sentences today), please accept my guest list for my dinner party.

I do not expect RSVPs because they are all dead. I hope this means I do not have to prepare any actual food.

William James
Eleanor Roosevelt
That Darwin Fellow
Abraham Lincoln
Brenda Ueland
Winston Churchill (for my mom to sit next to.)

[note! Mom is not dead, but is invited anyhow because I need her to do the placecards.]

That's eight including me. Aren't parties supposed to be 12?

Mae West
Sarah Bernhardt
Elvis Presley

and the guest of honor: Steve Irwin, bless him.