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Hot Beverages May Be Sweetened with Pre-Flavored Lozenges
Cassandra S. Johnson, Department of Staying Awake at Work, September 2006

Introduction

• We find that coffee and tea, while delicious in their own right, may at times need to be supplemented in flavor due to subpar quality and relative level of consumer boredom.

Hypothesis

• Typical sweeteners (sugar, artificial packets, your own pinky finger) may be replaced by delicious hard candies.

Methods

• Generic butterscotch candy was purchased, along with piping hot English Breakfast tea. One candy was placed in the tea and allowed to melt.

• Experiment was repeated the following day with coffee instead of tea.

Results

• Freaking fantastic.

Summary of Conclusions

• Results suggest further experimental variables, including Werther's, peppermints, Rolo's and hot cocoa with cinnamon candies.