November is for dorks!

Huh. Six weeks since my last post. Let's see, what's new -

• Moved to a new apartment, which I love and which has a balcony and a malfunctioning smoke alarm.

• Impending heart attack from impending medical school application due dates.

• Have become addicted to cinnamon swirl peanut butter.

• Cannot stop watching The Dog Whisperer. I have dreams in which Cesar Millan appears to take me ice-climbing and dispense valuable life advice. Should I worry?


Sooooo, yeah. Basically I want a dog covered in peanut butter who will magically write my essays for me and unpack my apartment. Get on that right away, internet. Let's make this happen. This is WHY WE HAVE STEM CELL RESEARCH, okay?