The perks HAHAHA

Today I'm filming a peri-rectal abscess I&D.

I'll let you guess what I&D stands for. It's not Inebriated & Drunk. Or Insightful & Deep. And it definitely does not stand for Icing & Doughnuts.

But, hey, I get to wear scrubs and imagine I'm on television. Though the patient might not agree to the filming. Usually people say yes, and I can be very reassuring and professional, but I can't think of a good way to say, "Hey, sir, mind if I tape your bum surgery?"